WARNING.- Our A LA BRAVA will make you curse, sweat and salivate.
In summer time swallow one teaspoon of A LA BRAVA to repel Mosquitos, but once they bite you they'll show some cannibalistic instincts.
A LA BRAVA is so hot, it'll make Satan sweat.
Our A LA BRAVA technically is liquid-fire, put two drops on logs or charcoal and stay back, fire will start suddenly.
Forget laxatives and purgatives, our A LA BRAVA is a real colon cleaner. In Fact, is recommended by The American Rectal and Shinny Colon Association, if there is such an agency.
Dilute two drops of our A LA BRAVA in one gallon of water and you'll have a powerful engine degreaser.
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Facts & Usage
To remove the wallpaper of any room, set one A LA BRAVA bottle with the cap off in the middle of the room and let the fumes start working for 15 minutes.
Our utensils to prepare and handle A LA BRAVA, were design and built by NASA.
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